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alexalltime5sos:

I thought it would be nice to bring back some of my favourite tweets from the glorious Nothing Personal era

ur welcome for the beautiful edits that took me so long to make

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Reblogged from sandandglass

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Sheryl Sandberg. 

(via staticpoison)

Reblogged from baklavagina
baklavagina:

i cant stop 

baklavagina:

i cant stop 

(via lostin--space)

Reblogged from geniuscat
geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

(via sohappyithertz)

Reblogged from claraaoswins

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

(Source: claraaoswins, via doctortomyriver)

Reblogged from vicerys

vicerys:

if anyone ever tells u that you are not the center of the universe, kindly remind them that the universe is actually expanding evenly from any given point and therefore you are the center of the universe if you god damn want to be

(via hoodlydoodly)

Reblogged from itsfivesos

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andtheniwaskilled:

Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.

(Source: clevercrumbish, via sohappyithertz)

Reblogged from mishasminions

mishasminions:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AGENTS OF The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

(via thekingofreichenbach)

Reblogged from mrmiyahgi
tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via trianglespasm)

Reblogged from scaenica

harto-helbig:

netzmare:

scaenica:

[x]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

(via tequila-clifford)

Reblogged from svveden

snaggypax:

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

ron

(via woahgan)

Reblogged from herhmione

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

(via trianglespasm)